Decree Giving No Fucks Card

What people really mean when they say, “You’re not getting older, you’re getting better!” is that you’re getting better at giving no fucks about petty nonsense. It’s liberating and you deserve a certificate for it!

• Blank card, A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
• Printed on heavyweight uncoated stock
• Comes with a matching kraft envelope